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denomination joke

From EVBC Pastor Bill Hartley...I got a big kick out of this...

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump. I ran over and said: "Stop. Don't do it."

"Why shouldn't I?" he asked.

"Well, there's so much to live for!"

"Like what?"

"Are you religious?"

He said, "Yes."

I said, "Me too. Are you Christian or Buddhist?"

"Christian."

"Me too. Are you Catholic or Protestant?"

"Protestant."

"Me too. Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"

"Baptist."

"Wow. Me too. Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?"

"Baptist Church of God."

"Me too. Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?"

"Reformed Baptist Church of God."

"Me too. Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?"

He said: "Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915."

I said: "Die, heretic scum," and pushed him off.

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  1. Blogger Bill Hartley | 2/11/2008 7:10 AM |  

    I'd love to take credit for the joke, 'cause I think it's a great one -- but I heard it first several years ago from the comedian Emo Phillips.

    As funny as it is, it also points to a tragic reality in the Christian community. Rather than be divisive, we should emulate the words of Paul that Pastor Tom just preached about: "Whatever happens, conduct yourselves in a manner worthy of the gospel of Christ. Then...I will know that you stand firm in one spirit, contending as one man for the faith of the gospel...make my joy complete by being like-minded, having the same love, being one in spirit and purpose" (Phil. 1:27-2:2).